nuclearpiss:

paintingtherosesredd:

you just gotta love this guy

robert how could you be so awesome

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mypatronusisyou:

instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes

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trugazi:

this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned

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velveteen-queen:

cosmostruck:

heyitsjanesdiary:


After changing to fit into society, you are eventually going to want your old self back sooner or later

This. This is powerful.

Omg

Oh my god

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osobigbear:

popularpugh:

complimentstothechief:

whereunicornsfartfreely:

kayy4short:

Exactly 

Ohemgee this is so accurate

Lmaoooo

this was funnier on here.

keepin it 100

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  • Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
  • Me: Well fuck

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

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Please help find my friend Joey Ross aka Tumblr user deadsarx.

porcedex:

tishrex:

kelligray:

suicideisselfexpression:

Apparently he didn’t make it home last night, and he’s missing.

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If if you live in Philadelphia and see or hear anything from him or about him, please contact 267-252-4447 or 856-577-4719.

http://deadsarx.tumblr.com/

What!!! Joey where are you!!

Philly humans.

Eyes out Philadelphia.

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forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

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nxgga:

@_@

shez-a-bitch:

http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com/

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Sometimes my own laugh scares the hell out of me

sodamnrelatable:

I’m like, “Was that me?”

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